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Posted by: moving glass - Friday, 09 October 2009 06:03

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. (- Jerry Garcia)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 03 October 2008 18:00

Anyone Without a Sense of Humor Is At The Mercy of The Rest of Us. (Unknown.)


Posted by: Grumpster - Sunday, 17 August 2008 02:28

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. (Unknown.)


Posted by: Grumpster - Tuesday, 17 June 2008 14:57

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. (Thomas Jefferson)


Posted by: Grumpster - Monday, 09 June 2008 17:21

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stopped playing! (Unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 16 May 2008 13:58

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented worker" is like calling a drug dealer and "unlicensed pharmacist" (Unknown)


Posted by: Trucker Lee - Thursday, 15 May 2008 23:00

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY
(unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Monday, 07 April 2008 00:35

Jumping to conclusions is bad exercise. (Unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Monday, 24 March 2008 17:58

What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits. (Albert Einstein)


Posted by: Grumpster - Sunday, 27 January 2008 13:40

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll lie for a life time.
(Aristotle)


Posted by: british reaper - Friday, 18 January 2008 13:44

The only stupid question is the one that isn't asked!! (unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Wednesday, 09 January 2008 01:08

If at first you don't succeed,
Your about average.
(Unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:01

Work is what is done for money. Activity is what is done for love. When activity earns money, we are talking, life. (Unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Saturday, 27 October 2007 03:06

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. (Unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 05 January 2007 00:43

Three universal truths:
1. All is fair in love and war.
2. Nothing is absolute but death and taxes.
3. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
(Albert Einstein)


Posted by: Grumpster - Thursday, 16 November 2006 06:54

You spend you childhood wanting to be an adult. You spend you adulthood wishing you were still a kid again. (Grumpster)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:42

Nobody every went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. (H. L. Mencken)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:08

I had the right to remain silent, I just didn't have the ability to. (Ron White)


Posted by: CookieHauler - Wednesday, 30 August 2006 17:17

"To strive, to seek, to find and not to yield." This is my mantra while trying to find a cache! :) (- Alfred Lord Tennyson)


Posted by: Trucker Lee - Monday, 14 August 2006 19:31

If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem! (unknown)


Posted by: TruckerGeorge - Saturday, 08 July 2006 10:31

Some men are smart, others get married,
(my brother 1 year after his wedding)
(Anonymous)


Posted by: TruckerGeorge - Saturday, 08 July 2006 10:28

It is far better to TRY and FAIL, than to never TRY at ALL. (unknown)


Posted by: Grumpster - Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:05

Love:
Temporary insanity,
curable by marriage.
(Ambrose Belle)


Posted by: horseshoe cachers - Wednesday, 31 May 2006 08:35

If man evolved froom monkeys and apes. Why are there still monkeys and apes? (Art Bell)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 13 May 2006 17:44

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
(Bob Hope)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 13 May 2006 17:41

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. (Yogi Berra)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 13 May 2006 17:39

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
(Will Rogers)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 05 May 2006 14:11

I know you belive you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not exactly what I ment. (My Father)


Posted by: Kd5noy - Tuesday, 02 May 2006 15:36

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."



(Ronald Reagan)


Posted by: Kd5noy - Tuesday, 02 May 2006 15:33

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

- Ronald Reagan
(Ronald Reagan)


Posted by: Grumpster - Tuesday, 02 May 2006 01:37

When I was young I knew everything. As I aged others got smarter and wiser. (Unknown.)


Posted by: MRDJ - Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:59

Happiness is where I find it, but seldom where I look for it. (DJ "TwoTruckers")


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:31

I am not young enough to know everything.
(Oscar Wilde)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:18

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
(Groucho Marx)


Posted by: Neos 1 - Saturday, 29 April 2006 06:53

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? (George Carlin)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 28 April 2006 14:18

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." (Sir Winston Churchill)


Posted by: Grumpster - Friday, 28 April 2006 04:34

Behind every good man is a woman pushing him every step of the way. (Unknown:)

 


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